Ok. I need to rewrite this thing. I make, let’s see, yes, and income from lands, hmm. Maybe about $450,000 a year. Debts. Well, what are debts? I’ll be dead. Come and get me. So.
I William Shakespeare being of sound mind. Why do they always start this way. If I were not of sound mind I’d be unable to write this. Most likely. Or I would think myself immortal so what use is a Will? Well in the name of god amen I have to include everybody, especially her, so they tell me. Posterity to consider. Mustn’t seem ungenerous or mean. Fine. So in perfect health and memory god be praised yada yada. I commend my soul into the hands of etcetera. Stick my body in the ground and cover it well. Feed me to the worms and the rats. Eat up boys, here’s a fat one. Get them drunk on the spirits in my belly, my spirit will be drinking in life everlasting.… More